The Eclectic Lemons

The Eclectic Lemons

I'm Krista, SINGLE, I'm 18,Bisexual!!! And actually bisexual, true story. I'm crass, witty and I draw and sculpt n shit. My personal language filter is about as effective as a cigarette filter is from giving you cancer, aka it's not. I think crude, immature, racist, offensive, and crass jokes are funny and if you don't you're probably not funny. My followers have mass sex appeal and you should join them.

This blong contains NSFW shit, awesome shit, shit , naked women shit, pretty pictures, funny shit, and general musing shit, and people shitting (jk but rly)..


LEARN OF ME.... Colorful Haired Girls.... Artwork of Prostitutes tumblr.... GAY TIME!....

Posts tagged me

"What is freedom of expression?
Without the freedom to offend, it ceases to exist."

Reblogged from jump-it-or-crash-it

Salman Rushdie (via jump-it-or-crash-it)

Posted January 16, 2012 at 8:59 pm 7 notes

#expression#offend#offensive#me

my thoughts exactly

Reblogged from engineering-laughter

my thoughts exactly

(Source: engineering-laughter)

Posted January 16, 2012 at 8:49 am 24 notes

#religion#nerd#me#sexy#hot#sex#awesome#dawkins

Reblogged from thepenguinsoftexas

(Source: snork-maiden)

Posted January 4, 2012 at 11:43 pm 1116 notes

#nothing#felt#me

"‎The thing that frightens man about homosexuality is that they think about a man allowing himself to be treated like a woman and there is nothing worse, nothing so flying in the face of patriarchy, than for a ‘privileged man’, privileged by being male rather than female, to allow himself to be treated like a female"

For The Bible Tells Me So - New Trailer

Posted December 8, 2011 at 2:03 am

#homosexual#homo#sex#sexual#lgbt#lgbtq#lesbian#for#the#bible#tells#me#so#new#trailer

A video on my dragon Kiwi and his anxiety issues xD

Posted November 7, 2011 at 4:32 pm

#bearded dragon#beardie#bearded#dragon#lemons#me#lizard#herp#herpetology#behavioral#anxiety#jumpy#cute#pet

I’m basically the queen of krunk….call me K Master Deluxe (please don’t, actually)

Posted October 29, 2011 at 2:44 pm

#rainbow#hair#me#myself#I#krunk#gangsta#awesome#color#purple#pink#blue#hair dye#hair style#pretty#awesome#fantastic#fly

rainbow hair! yus, this is me :D

rainbow hair! yus, this is me :D

Posted October 29, 2011 at 2:39 pm

#rainbow#hair#pretty#me#myself#I#colorful#colourful

Give Me A Word

  • and I'll post the most interesting post i find with that word tagged

Posted October 28, 2011 at 8:28 pm 1 notes

#word#fun#awesome#do it#faggot#do it now#please#give#me#give me a word#word#fool

Sins (from 2006?)

Sins (from 2006?)

Posted October 25, 2011 at 2:53 am

#alternative#goth#me#pretty#punk#self portrait

Another self-portrait  ”Perriot”, I made the Elizabethan collar, did the make up and hair on myself too (I’m a crafty individual), the mask was something I’ve always wanted and picked out for myself….

Another self-portrait  ”Perriot”, I made the Elizabethan collar, did the make up and hair on myself too (I’m a crafty individual), the mask was something I’ve always wanted and picked out for myself….

Posted October 25, 2011 at 2:50 am 2 notes

#me#self portrait#pretty#mask#masquerade#elizabethan#perriot#theatre#jester