The Eclectic Lemons

The Eclectic Lemons

I'm Krista, SINGLE, I'm 18,Bisexual!!! And actually bisexual, true story. I'm crass, witty and I draw and sculpt n shit. My personal language filter is about as effective as a cigarette filter is from giving you cancer, aka it's not. I think crude, immature, racist, offensive, and crass jokes are funny and if you don't you're probably not funny. My followers have mass sex appeal and you should join them.

This blong contains NSFW shit, awesome shit, shit , naked women shit, pretty pictures, funny shit, and general musing shit, and people shitting (jk but rly)..


LEARN OF ME.... Colorful Haired Girls.... Artwork of Prostitutes tumblr.... GAY TIME!....

Posts tagged me

"What is freedom of expression?
Without the freedom to offend, it ceases to exist."

Reblogged from jump-it-or-crash-it

Salman Rushdie (via jump-it-or-crash-it)

my thoughts exactly

Reblogged from engineering-laughter

my thoughts exactly

(Source: engineering-laughter)

Reblogged from thepenguinsoftexas

(Source: snork-maiden)

"‎The thing that frightens man about homosexuality is that they think about a man allowing himself to be treated like a woman and there is nothing worse, nothing so flying in the face of patriarchy, than for a ‘privileged man’, privileged by being male rather than female, to allow himself to be treated like a female"

For The Bible Tells Me So - New Trailer

A video on my dragon Kiwi and his anxiety issues xD

I’m basically the queen of krunk….call me K Master Deluxe (please don’t, actually)

rainbow hair! yus, this is me :D

rainbow hair! yus, this is me :D

Give Me A Word

  • and I'll post the most interesting post i find with that word tagged
Sins (from 2006?)

Sins (from 2006?)

Another self-portrait  ”Perriot”, I made the Elizabethan collar, did the make up and hair on myself too (I’m a crafty individual), the mask was something I’ve always wanted and picked out for myself….

Another self-portrait  ”Perriot”, I made the Elizabethan collar, did the make up and hair on myself too (I’m a crafty individual), the mask was something I’ve always wanted and picked out for myself….