The Eclectic Lemons

The Eclectic Lemons

I'm Krista, SINGLE, I'm 18,Bisexual!!! And actually bisexual, true story. I'm crass, witty and I draw and sculpt n shit. My personal language filter is about as effective as a cigarette filter is from giving you cancer, aka it's not. I think crude, immature, racist, offensive, and crass jokes are funny and if you don't you're probably not funny. My followers have mass sex appeal and you should join them.

This blong contains NSFW shit, awesome shit, shit , naked women shit, pretty pictures, funny shit, and general musing shit, and people shitting (jk but rly)..


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Posts tagged lesbian

want

Reblogged from isthatisabel

want

beforeandafterweightlosspics:

Before and after

I’d fuck both of them in an awkward three way

Reblogged from thin-in-a-healthy-way

beforeandafterweightlosspics:

Before and after

I’d fuck both of them in an awkward three way

daffysconcubine:

Here She Comes by PoorSouls


Well I’m in love

Reblogged from yegiddygoose

daffysconcubine:

Here She Comes by PoorSouls

Well I’m in love

Feminist Truths

The truth about Fashion Models and Plus Size Models

FASHION/HEALTH

In 1992 the average American woman in her 20s weighed 132 lbs.

In 1992 the average fashion model weighed 120 lbs (8% less than the average).

In 2012 the average fashion model weighs 102 lbs (23% less than the average).

In 2002 plus-size models were considered to be between size 12 and 18.

In 2012 plus-size models now average between a size 6 and size 14.

So the fashion models are getting thinner and even the plus-size fashion models are getting thinner, despite the vast majority of women who say they would prefer models who are more realistic.

Reblogged from plutothegreat

  • (Any time I see the doctors at my college's health service clinic.)
  • Doctor: Are you sexually active?
  • Me: Yes.
  • Doctor: Is there any chance you could be pregnant?
  • Me: No.
  • Doctor: Are you taking birth control pills?
  • Me: No.
  • Doctor: Do you use condoms?
  • Me: Nope.
  • Doctor (beginning to look concerned): Is there a medical reason you can't become pregnant?
  • Me: Not that I'm aware of.
  • Doctor (looking even more concerned, now speaking in a condescending tone): Then how do you know there's no chance of pregnancy?
  • Me: Last I checked, my female partner would have a hard time pulling that off.

scrolling my dash is like playing a game of russian roulette with gay porn.

Reblogged from lovelikeohohwoah-deactivated201

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Reblogged from thatsmoderatelyraven

vegitale:

josiahfiles:

nancingthroughthesnow:

josiahfiles:

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

OH MAN OH BOY OH MAN WE FINALLY GOT SNOW

IT’S PRACTICALLY A BLIZZARD I CAN BARELY EVEN SEE

I’M GONNA MAKE A FORT

Marry me. 

sure, as soon as the snowplows can get through

BECAUSE LOOK AT THIS

Looking at shit like this reminds me why I’m not a lesbian.

dentellenoire:

Twilight tone

Reblogged from yegiddygoose

dentellenoire:

Twilight tone

Practical reasons to date a girl, 1.0

Reblogged from queerhippie

queerhippie:

Because when was the last time your boyfriend had an extra tampon?